who caresTumblr (3.0; @jonhendren)http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/<p><strong>weedguy420boner</strong>: Thrush is at 7</p> <p><strong>weedguy420boner</strong>:  *brews another pot of coffee*</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: get the boys upstairs on the horn. we are at 7</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: a bunch of big supercomputers installed in the 70s are whirring to life for the first time trying to analyze the horny level</p> <p><strong>weedguy420boner</strong>: The facility&#8217;s pneumatic tubes are looking like the club as the scientists try to make sense of the data</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: fluorescent lights down a hallway blink to life in succession, lighting the path to an abandoned laboratory in which unauthorized experiments were carried out on horny levels. the walls are filled with photos of thrush as a child undergoing a gauntlet of testing, mainly on his dick and balls</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: complex calculations fill a chalkboard at the back of the room. at the end of the equation&#8230; the answer appears to be&#8230; F to the power of &#8220;e&#8221;, f to the power of &#8220;o&#8221;&#8230; Fefo?????</p> <p><strong>weedguy420boner</strong>: An old man, long since retired, receives a phone call in he dead of night. He picks up, a voice says &#8220;7&#8221; and hangs up. He rises  from bed to stare out into the night.</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: residents in a remote, sparsely populated town reported a strange emergency broadcast system message taking over every channel on tv. the message itself was garbled in a way no one could understand, as if the tape it was recorded on had degraded over time. this town also was the site of advanced weaponry research during the cold war</p> <p><strong>weedguy420boner</strong>: I think he&#8217;s just jacking off in earnest now</p> <p><strong>me</strong>: yeah he&#8217;s slammin that thing all over</p>http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/32924302042http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/32924302042Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:10:10 -0700<a href="http://wg420b.tumblr.com/post/32879340090/boo-on-the-iphone">weedguy420boner: Boo on the iPhone</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wg420b.tumblr.com/post/32879340090/boo-on-the-iphone" target="_blank">wg420b</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(The video version of this story has already appeared via twitter dot com. I wrote this because 1. I wanted to write something 2. I am a fabulist in the “old man on a rocking chair telling you about the time his dog ate a bag of carrots” tradition and can only write about dumb things I did.)</p> <p>The…</p> </blockquote> <p>an accurate and excellent retelling of the night we booed some guys because we were bored</p>http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/32891576199http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/32891576199Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:02:51 -0700<p>lindz.coop said, 7 days ago<br/> Hi Cathyites!! I know it’s a comic and it’s just supposed to be funny — but does anyone here really buy a new bathing suit every year. I have one I like, and I’ve had it at least 5 years.</p>http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/25529664366http://jonhendren.tumblr.com/post/25529664366Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:42:00 -0700